跑到火星上去了....
不知有没有人看过一篇描述asian girls的文章。前不久在朋友的电脑上看的
Japanese girls
First date: She’s shy, you don’t get to kiss her.
Second date: She’ll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: It’s your wedding night.
Chinese girls (笑死我了)
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens still.
Third date: You have already realised that nothing’s going to happen or you are broken.
Hong Kong girls(更暴笑)
First date: You lose the cash in your wallet.
Second date: You max your credit cards.
Third date: You clean your bank account and you still can’t get to first base. Three weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.